Grumpy Cat signs movie deal -- or something

According to the National Post, Grumpy cat (aka Tartar sauce) has a movie deal.

Tarter sauce -- how the hell did you get a movie deal? You look like my foot.

I'm sick of society rewarding these idiots who contribute nothing. I'm dead serious when I say, I'd put my dick inside a 3-hole puncher before I would even consider watching this ungrateful little puke prance around the big screen.