Friday, June 21, 2013

Tardigrades are adorable...


only known photo of a tardigrade crumping
...so adorable they make me sick.

These tiny moss piglets think that just because they can go without food or water for 120 years and survive temperatures of absolute zero, they can strut around the microscopic world like their gods gift to tardigrade women. Just look at the lack of fucks that these tardigrades give. I don't know about you guys but I can't take it anymore! Let me tell you something you little waterbear; you're lucky I'm not small enough to blow into that cute little nose-hole of yours - or is that your asshole? Either way, it's alluring as hell. Wait, what?

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